June 12, 2006

Big Ben’s Burnout

Posted in Celebrities at 4:41 pm by Calico Jack

Apparently Pittsburgh Steelers star quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is in serious condition after being injured while riding his motorcycle without a helmet. He not only received a 9-inch laceration to the back of his head, but also lost several of his teeth. There goes his winning smile! Roethlisberger has been known to consistently ride his motorcycle bareheaded, but this is the first time he has been in an accident.

We here at Ignorant Critics would like to offer our condolences to the Roethlisberger family for having to put up with Bonehead Ben for the past 24 years. May he quickly learn.

Captain Morgan adds: Ouch! That's gonna leave a mark.

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